Saturday, February 05, 2005

George Cheated

What scathing news to learn on Lent!
The bulge we saw on Bush's back
was not intended to prevent
a presidential heart attack.

Instead as now revealed, the Times
had evidence of heinous crimes.
It was a cheating box you see;
with which Rove beamed to Bush the answers
for debates one, two, and three.

when on a topic George responded
chances were that he was cheating
absorbing with his small remote
the means to seem less of a dope.

And now it matters not! For he
did win the presidency.
A cheat is in the White House.
A fink is at the wheel.
A fraud is our Commander.
The election did he steal.