Jeb Bush

Today on cable news I saw
America in Oughty-eight,
As Jeb Bush opened up his maw
And gabbled on about the fate
Of godless heathens of the sort
To let a pregnancy abort

As anger screwed his piggish mug
I felt a little thrill of fear
Imagining a lower ebb
Than ever George had brought us near
An ebb attainable by Jeb
A chubby theocratic thug.