Saturday, April 30, 2005

new american mullah

A fat white mullah spoke to me
From jesusland on NBC
And seemed to indicate
That God was full of rage and hate

Rick Santorum’s latest thoughts
On gays and all their heinous plots
Reveal the effects
Of growing up in fear of sex

Concerning Bill Frist’s bluster
On the harmless filibuster:
Who wants extended chats
With a man who murdered cats?

Dobson’s foaming rants
Evoke the Taliban’s old chants
The new American mullah
Wears pressed suit and pants.