Saturday, September 03, 2005

Trent Lott, planetary origin unknown, remarks on the job the government is doing in response to Katrina

September 3, 2005 - Senator Trent Lott: "I AM pleased with the federal government's response...this is not a time for complaining...I am really shocked at the comments that are coming.”

Trent Lott, what place do you call home?
are the prairies vast and red,
do three-legged creatures roam?
Does your alien anatomy explain
the useless mush you call a brain?

When you lie down in bed at the end of the day
does your wife ever turn to you and say,
honey, its time we grew some new Lotts
tomorrow let's purchase the planting pots?

Do you even know, now, when you utter a lie?
do your alien features gow crafty and sly?
Or are they like Play-Do - grayish and still
until you contort them however you will -
a smile or grimace, whatever will fly,
when you're thinking of how best to package your lie?