Thursday, October 13, 2005

preznit bush finds some happy soldiers

when Preznit Bush s'on teevee
I get to feelin sleepee
brainz oozin out, sucked
into the vacuum duck
of mezmerizin doublespeak
of robot talk and freepy beep

capacity to think
dies out in a wink
as troops feed packaged queries
to preznit like eazee cheez

"its a chat, just back and forth"
squeaks Scott MacClellan, puffy dwarf
in charge of vindication
of the staged regurgitation

he gets mad when Preznit's happy
day is queried roughly
"you want the terrorists to win!",
Scott sticks a chin out, toughly